I FELL ASLEEP IN FRONT OF MY COMPUTER FOR LIKE TWENTY MINUTES OR SOMETHING AND THEN WHEN I WOKE UP MY HAND WAS BLUE
I just screamed then my mum walked past my room like nothing happened and then I was like ‘MUM WHAT IS THIS WHO DID IT’ and then her face went all sad and she said ‘Honey… You’re adopted.’ anD THEN SHE SORTA JUST SMILED AND RAN INTO HER ROOM LAUGHING OH MY GOD NOW I’M IN MY ROOM CRYING WITH A BLUE HAND
SHE KNOWS ABOUT LOKI
SHE’S BACK IN THE LIVING ROOM LAUGHING ON HER PHONE I THINK SHE’S TEXTING HER FRIENDS
SHE KEEPS LAUGHING AT ME EVERY TIME SHE PASSES MY ROOM AND I’M STILL CRYING HELP
(Source: auswin)
WHY I HAVEN’T HEARD THIS BEFORE?
MY LIFE IS COMPLETED
OMG. This. How have I not even come across this before?? My life is, now too, complete.
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mother
My life is actually complete and I can die happy.
what is this eargasm I am having
oh hhngnfhng
panties = ruined
I knew exactly what this was before I pressed play.
And I still pressed play anyway.
shit. now i can die happily
You guys should hear this.
Via Once upon a Time in Spain
Brb, crying.
Brb, dying.
Brb, resurrecting.
Brb, I forgot what I was saying.
Via Something To Keep Me Preoccupied~
#tom how are you able to have so much emotion in that one expression #there is hurt and anger and sorrow and defiance all rolled up in there at once #and then what does odin fucking do #he goes the fuck to sleep #while you’re having an existential crisis #I’d fucking want to kill everyone too if i were loki
(Source: myriels)
#am I the only one who thought he meant not having a home instead of not having the tesseract
Unintentional insight^
(Source: kimlennox)
Via A Dream, All A Dream, That Ends In Nothing
Tom Hiddleston in BBC’s “The World’s Worst Place to Be Gay” Ad (x)
(Source: moshuu)
Via A Dream, All A Dream, That Ends In Nothing
Loki is one to disregard “don’t try this at home” warnings.
OMFG
YES GOOD
THIS IS ACTUALLY PERFECT xD
I completely lost it when I got to Mythbusters. You know what, just… just keep Loki away from Discovery Channel in general.
(Source: secords)
Aging
You’re doing it right
Aging. He’s not doing it all.
I think he’s actually going backwards.Actual vampire Tom Hiddleston
Via HERE IS MY SHIT, AND YET IT REMAINS UNFLIPPED





